Douche comes from the norwegian word dushe, eller dusje which means shower. Having a bag over your head means you dont get the shower, and you are therefore retarded. A douchebag is a stinky person who believes he smells good, therefore he is an idiot or as we say - a douchebag!
Whats that smell? Oh, its that douchebag over there!
#douchebag #dusje #douche #bag #smell
作者 Steingalkrs 2014年7月30日
1. A male who thinks he is the shit when he is actually just a piece of shit.

2. Males who dress in pink shirts with popped collars and crooked ball cap with too much fake gold or platinum jewelry.

3. Any teenage asshole who rides a crotch rocket down the interstate at 90 miles an hour while dodging in between cars and cutting off trucks.

4. The guy who gets way too drunk at the club or party, hits on everyone else's girl, and makes a scene if he thinks you're cockblocking him. You'll find this guy puking in the toilet or getting his pussy ass beat by the bouncers outside the club at the end of the night.

5. A male who is such a shitty piece of crap that he isn't fit to be used for vaginal hygene. The male equivalent to a cunt.

6. A male who is sociopath light. This type of male has no conscience and will resort to any sort of conduct necessary to get what he wants without concern for how his conduct might affect those around him. These males are not quite at the level of full blown sociopaths as they generally do not engage in criminal or truly evil conduct. They are more likely to resort to mean spirited and petty anti social behavior like cock blocking, adultery, rumor spreading, negative cheating, and of course threatening to attack you if you stand up to them.
Brock always brags about the one time he got a meaningless touchdown in that exhibition game but never mentions all of his fumbles during the season. What a douchebag!

That douchebag just grabbed my girl's ass. Then he had the nerve to threaten to kick my ass for getting in between my girlfriend and him.
#shit skid #fuckhead #motherfucker #shitheat #fuckwad
作者 phoenix 1997 2014年7月10日
A word used to describe a man who expects to receive oral sex from a woman without providing it in return.
Girl 1: "So I gave John head last night, and he didn't even return the favor."
Girl 2: "What a douchebag!"
#asshole #oral #sex #men #blow jobs
作者 slutswithacause 2014年7月06日
A person, usually a male that has no common sense or responsiblilty, and likes to make things difficultm they often go by the names corey and tyler.
The douchebag didn't even have a proper carseat.
#asshole #deadbeat #loser #dumbass #jerk
作者 catdogcatdogfish 2014年6月20日
a complete moron that knows everything about nothing. all talk, pats himself on the back and takes credit for something he cannot do. one so full of himself and doesn't even realize it. insults other peoples intellect
My ex-boss Bruce Brower jr. Of Brower Plumbing and Heating of Trenton NJ is one of the biggest Douche bags known to man. Pretends to be connected with the Italian mob. Wears wife beater t-shirts and talks down to women. Lifts weights for his arms only with skinny legs. Pretends to know everything and threatens people with his famous words of "don't let me catch you on the street" total clown
#douche #bag #moron #idiot #plumbing #heating #wife beater #mob #clown
作者 mr.beam 2014年6月08日
A teen/ early 20's male in the late 90's to early 2000's that , like a sheep in a flock, dyed his hair blonde and wore a visor and thought to himself I'm totally awesome.
You see that douche bag over there? He just spent 50 bucks on half of a hat.
#douche bag #prep #sheep #homo thug #tool
作者 Rooster_82 2014年6月03日
An extremely bad liar. Someone who thinks they are convincing in their lies but are in fact not. "Ladies man" or think they are. Goes and does whoever he can. Usually has initials as they're name of choice!
Hey do you know JT? Yeah he's a real douchebag!
#douche #bag #manwhore #socio #path #liar
作者 Lollilol45 2014年5月28日
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