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they are tools of incompetence, used to build monuments of nothingness, and those who specialize in them seldom accomplish anything.
henry: bitch, why didnt you make me those waffles yet?!

bitch: i was watching maury.

henry: stupid whore, excuses are tools of incompetence, used to build monuments of nothingness, and those who specialize in them seldom accomplish anything. now get back to the kitchen.
#henry #hoe #bitch #excuse #waffles
作者 wafflelover88 2009年7月29日
Like assholes, we all have one, and they all stink.
#crap #nonsense #balderdash #steve #george lucas #adam carolla #loveline
作者 $$C-P0sEr$$ 2009年12月22日
An attempt to create a justification for something that you knowingly decided to flake out on. Lack of balls to take responsibility for your own actions or wrong doing. A pussy attempt to make someone feel better about their disappointment by disguising a lie as an excuse.
I've been meaning to call you back but I have been really busy. Total bullshit excuse. The person saying this is full of shit they are either avoiding you or had something else that was more important to them.
#lie #bullshit #liar #asshole #disunity
作者 GVIII 2015年6月05日
A sentence or phrase often used to explain every occurrence of death in FPS games such as Counter-Strike and Quake
1.
stat killed Reaps with ma41
(Dead)Reaps: OMFG stupid mouse cord FS!
2.
RandomCSer killed Reaps with mp5navy
(Dead)Reaps: omg my ping FS, was 600 THEN!
(Dead)s0ck: it was 150 man
(Dead)spageh: yer, was 160 when I last checked
(Dead)Reaps: omfg no it was'nt !! FS!
作者 Anonymous 2003年5月27日
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