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When your not looking down and you accidently piss on yourself.
Charles: *Urinating*
Charles' mom: Charles, your penut butter toast is ready!
Charles: *turns head towards bathroom door* Just a sec. Ah shit, I'm taking friendly fire!
作者 markah stewart 2005年10月22日
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A sexual maneuvre wherein one performs felatio on a man, and then right before he reaches orgasm, turns the weapon on it's owner causing the felatio recipient to ejaculate on himself.
"Dude it was awesome but right when I was about to finish in her mouth, she pointed it at me! Yeah, I spunked on myself, Friendly Fire bro... she got me!"
作者 Chad Idaho 2011年11月30日
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The act of having a friend snitch on you.
Whoa Connor whats with the friendly fire. I though we were friends.
作者 Bobby_love 2013年2月24日
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Accidentally ejaculating on another straight man
Jeremy's father walked in, and was caught in friendly fire.
作者 Cumshot Carl 2011年11月12日
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When a male is masturbating and ejaculates with so much force that he shoots a load into his own face
Dale hadn't jerked off in weeks, so when he finally did he hit himself with some friendly fire.
作者 Crispee22 2011年9月12日
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this is when a male accidentally jizzes onto himself, usually during masturbation
Tom: Wackin' off last night, my load shot too high and hit me in the nose!

George: Ah, thee old friendly fire, eh?
作者 Jack10392 2010年5月06日
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The ONLY thing the americans can excell at
Yee HA I have a really big let's got blow something up
作者 Bush Mr G 2003年8月29日
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1. To accidentally bomb or shoot a member of your team, typically in the military.
2. To accidentally shoot your load into your significant other, typically because you were too wasted to time your pull out.
"Holy shit!! .....We just wiped out Bravo company with "Friendly Fire", when we should have targeted 200 yards in front of them where the enemy is positioned!"

"Sorry for the "friendly fire" babe, I'm wasted........"
作者 J Kong 2013年10月19日
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