When your not looking down and you accidently piss on yourself.
Charles: *Urinating*
Charles' mom: Charles, your penut butter toast is ready!
Charles: *turns head towards bathroom door* Just a sec. Ah shit, I'm taking friendly fire!
作者 markah stewart 2005年10月22日
During a sexual act, more then two people. Such as a threesome or an orgy. When one man or more is accidently hit with another man’s semen while they are attempting to ejaculate on someone else or pulling out. Protocol reaction for the person who was shot is to quickly wipe it off and not bring attention to it.
During an orgy my buddy accidently got hit with some friendly fire.
作者 Teddy076 2009年2月13日
1. To accidentally bomb or shoot a member of your team, typically in the military.
2. To accidentally shoot your load into your significant other, typically because you were too wasted to time your pull out.
"Holy shit!! .....We just wiped out Bravo company with "Friendly Fire", when we should have targeted 200 yards in front of them where the enemy is positioned!"

"Sorry for the "friendly fire" babe, I'm wasted........"
作者 J Kong 2013年10月19日
Accidentally ejaculating on another straight man
Jeremy's father walked in, and was caught in friendly fire.
作者 Cumshot Carl 2011年11月12日
When a male is masturbating and ejaculates with so much force that he shoots a load into his own face
Dale hadn't jerked off in weeks, so when he finally did he hit himself with some friendly fire.
作者 Crispee22 2011年9月12日
this is when a male accidentally jizzes onto himself, usually during masturbation
Tom: Wackin' off last night, my load shot too high and hit me in the nose!

George: Ah, thee old friendly fire, eh?
作者 Jack10392 2010年5月06日
when a man ejaculates in his own face / mouth
Andy friendly fires when he masturbates.
作者 Troy 2004年5月25日



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