Top Definition
To be head shot in team fortress 2.

or 1 shot in most other video games.
that dude just futoned my whole team!
作者 Chaoticminded 2010年8月25日
A state of being when one smokes intense quantities of weed and/or drinks copious amounts of alcohol, causing an individual to sink back into a futon in a catatonic stupor.

Strictly more comfortable than being couched
"I was futoned so hard last night that I had chunks of futon mattress welded to my back this morning "

"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"
作者 HelpIlostmysocks 2016年8月20日
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