a Ghoster (noun) is a type of very large shit, one that you can't see in the pan.

Because of the speed and force that large poo's vacate the rectum, they carry great momentum and such turds are difficult to stop, therefore, they keep going all the way through the toilet so that you can't see them upon peering down the loo.

Such dumps are very frustrating to a shitter as they leave no sense of achievement, as big craps require hard work.
John enters after using the toilet
John: Dammit! I just did a ghoster.
Tim: Ohnoes! I hate it when that happens!

...some seconds later
Tim: Why were you looking down the toilet?
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device used for disguising marijuana smoke. Consists of stuffing an empty toilet paper roll with bounce sheets and covering the end with a bounce sheet fastened to the tube by an elastic.Commonly used in college dorms who enforce a strict no smoking policy.
guy 1: yo do you wanna hit the bong?
guy 2: yeah sure, but we gotta use the ghoster or else we could get in shit
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That worthless butthole, that ghosted you. Stop chasing ghosts. Stay real.
Amy: Have you seen that date from last week again?
Lisa: No, sent him a couple texts but he didnt answer yet.
Amy: Get over that M*therf*cker. He's a ghoster.
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