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A glitch in the cooch.
Signs of a glooch. a vag that leaks (call a plumber), a cooch with too much of a pooch (also known as a tranny),
if it vaguely resembles a camal's toe,
if when you yodal to it and hear yourself singing back to you three minutes later,

Remember if you ever come in contact with a glooch seek medical attention.
If it smells like fish "eat out" somewhere else. Dang glooch
作者 comonawanalaya-the-great 2010年2月03日

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A person who automatically assumes someone is fake, a douchebag, an asshole, a whore, or any other insult, for not liking them, going out with them, or some other egotistical reason.
A person is this especially when they say the person is any of the said insults.
A person is even moreso vulnerable to this term when the person under condemnation by the glooch has a legitimate reason to respond to their egotistical request.
Steve: He doesn't like her, and she wants to go out with him. So for some reason, she keeps calling him a fake douchebag who thinks he's higher than everyone else when he's just a kid like everyone else making use of what he has. She backs it up with every little mistake he's ever made, even when they're not related.
Bill: What a glooch; she apparently thinks her attitude will make up for the fact that she got denied - not because she's not good enough, but because he already has another girl.
作者 Bill Ghoener 2009年11月07日

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