Top Definition
When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.
Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.
作者 Mag1ci4n 2007年12月19日
9 Words related to gloopy sampson



邮件由 发出。我们决不会发送垃圾邮件。