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1. A hairy planet-sized gelatinous ball of poo which was spit out by a black hole after it had previously elgulfed an inlarged taco imported from northeastern Russia.

2. A harsh insult used to describe someone who barfs up hairy poo-balls daily. Sassquaches are known for doing this, so it's pretty much like calling someone a sassquache.

3. A house-hold cleaning devise used during World War I to defeat the evil encroaching German scum.

Goofpooball is commonly misspelled as the followig:

1.goufpubill
2.gooph poo balle
3.gooses eat poo balls
4.whats a goofpooball?
5.that was spellled right.
6.oh.
7.llaboopfoog
1. A LARGE GOOFPOOBALL WAS JUST SPOTTED NEAR JUPITER!

2. Come on, you goofpooball, i don't want to be last in line for hot dogs!

3. Fire the goofpooball at those germans!!!! AAAAHHHHHH!
作者 7'1'' George Washington 2008年3月07日

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