Top Definition
someone who has characteristics of an old man.
1. falling asleep anywhere including using a calculator
2. wandering off with no purpose or destination
3. mumbling to himself because 'its a bonus if anyone is listening'
gramps fell asleep in the middle of a sentance again.
作者 anon 2004年1月12日
An endeering term used generally to describe a male friend who is gradually showing more and more characteristics similar to that of a grandad.
"G" used to go out pubbing all the time and never really minded spiders much, but now he has developed a sudden case of arachnaphobia and much prefers to sit at home with the wife, pipe and slippers. We used to prefer "G" when he wasn't such a Gramps!
#gramps #grandad #man #spiders #alcohol #pub #pubbing #arachnaphobia #pipe #wife #slippers
作者 The Awesome: Explorer 2008年6月18日
Any person (regardless of age or gender), place, or thing lacking in speed.
"Way to go 5 miles per hour under the speed limit, gramps!"

"C'mon, slowass gramps!"

"Jesus christ, get the hell outta my way, gramps!"
#slow #annoying #stupid #moron #retarded
作者 Scott Williford 2006年4月25日
An endeering term used generally to describe a male friend who is gradually showing more and more characteristics similar to that of a grandad.
"G" used to go out pubbing all the time and never really minded spiders much, but now he has developed a sudden case of arachnaphobia and much prefers to sit at home with the wife, pipe and slippers. We used to prefer "G" when he wasn't such a Gramps!
#gramps #grandad #man #pub #pubbing #slippers #pipe #arachnaphobia #spiders #wife
作者 The Awesome: Explorer 2008年6月18日
A crazy bastard from Seattle known for his way with the ladies. Particularly when on vacation in vegas.
Gramps get off that 19 year old. You don't know where she's been.
#vegas #strippers #blowjobs #apple bar #goatfarm
作者 Eva Wilts 2005年12月09日
a man married to granny
wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttt?????????
作者 helly 2002年9月30日
To bum an item or service by harassment, without intention of returning the favor.
"Hey, can I gramps a cigarette...please?"
#bum #steal #borrow #mooch #rip-off
作者 tacobellgrindage 2008年1月16日
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