1. Tasty treat made by General Mills. (noun)
2. Yuppie that lives in Boulder, CO and goes hiking all the time, often thinking he is God. (noun)
"Do you know that new guy?"
"Yeah, he's a pot-smokin' Internet trippin' GRANOLA who makes a wild crack pipe."
作者 dingus 2003年3月15日
short little white girl with long brown hair who is a tree hugging hippy and eats massive amounts of healthy foods such as granola (usually jewish)
"hey, did you see that granola out in the park with veggies in her pockets?"
"yah man, i hear shes a jew"
作者 kelliam 2007年3月16日
An exceedingly liberal hippy. Usually tripped out, is part of the green party, with new-agey views on life and death. Eats no meat, and usually no dairy, and therefore has a low iron count; is probably anemic. Is flaky and fruity, like granola. Yum.
That kid's so much of a granola that the red cross wouldn't accept his blood.
作者 Artsy.not.emo 2003年10月15日
A middle age/late age suburbian white man or woman

The term "Granola" for this specific description originates from the nut and oat clusters called 'Granola Bars', which are a favorite of health fanatics and joggers around the U.S.

Generally characterized by:
- Jogging in a suburban park
- Wearing a sweater with the sleeves around their neck
- Bubbly and effervescant nature

'look at those old fucking granola's'

'I think those couple of granolas just saw you hit the pipe.'
作者 MackDeezNuts 2006年12月24日
A slang term for marijuana. Comes from the term referring to a college hippy.
p1: "Hey man, can I get some granola?"
p2: "Yeah, if you got a bowl we can put it in."
作者 Can Ox 2008年4月06日
1. If you run out you can go get some in your Toyota Corolla.

2. Be careful not to get any on your feather boa.

3. You can eat some while while climbing to the top of Krakatoa.

4. Do you remember from the 80's the Ayatollah Assahola?
Granola, Granola
Granola & Beelzebub on Krakatoa,
Granola........
作者 Krakky McKraken 2007年11月12日
Also known as Hokie loving Diet Coke drinkers, Granolas are a specific breed of tree huggers who will deny their alliance with non-showering hippies to all ends. Do not let this fool you, they are all around - even at your workplace. Common characteristics of Granolas include a distinctive "trash" smell, a love for organic food, and constant discussion of the latest Ellen Degeneres show.

There are many forms of Granolaism, but one of the most severe is denial. Once a Granola reaches a state of denial about his/her current condition, there really is no hope.
Did you guys see Dan drinking yet another Diet Coke at work today? I think he's a Granola.

Dan denies he is a Hippie though.

Man he is Granola for sure.
作者 paulcassell 2006年12月11日

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