1. Yuppie losers who buy & use all the latest Apple crap, like iPhone, iPod, iPad, ad infinitum ad nauseum.

2. The Apple 'experts' working in the Apple Stores
1. Proof of the Dumbing Down of America: all the iTards wandering through life plugged into the latest crap made by Apple

2. When I'm bored I like to go into the iStore and ask the iTards impossible questions like, "How long before this iPhone IV is obsolete?"
#itard #mactards #appletards #i-tasrds #i-tard #ipad #ipod #iphone #apple #istore
作者 cyberpope67,BC,Canada 2011年7月12日
Top Definition
One who continues to purchase items such as the ipod, and will be purchasing future items such as the iphone because they are mindless sheep. Instead of actually doing research on said items they will wander to the nearest best buy and fork out 400 dollars for an outdated ipod because they don't realize there are other options out there. The itard is so ignorant, that they will ask you if you have an ipod rather than asking if you have an mp3 player. Continuing this trend eventually itard's will believe that music spawns from ipods and owning anything else will be a strange and frightening experience for them.
Apple could bring back 8 tracks and these morons would still buy it.
itard: "Dude, what kind of ipod is that?"
Person with a brain: "It's not an ipod, its a zen, now get away from me you fucking heathen".

itard: "Dude, i can't wait for the iphone. Finally i can play music on my phone!".
Person 2 with a brain: "Yeah, phones have been doing that for about 3 years now. Now quit drooling and get back to making my fries".
#ipod #itard #retard #fucktard #moron #slow
作者 roflskates 2007年3月02日
Someone who stands in line to spends hundreds of dollars on Apple products.
Johhny stood in line for three days to buy that new iPhone. He's such an iTard.
#iphone #ipod #imac #ibook #retard
作者 Matt Hallmark 2007年8月09日
iDiots that have bought in to the marketing campaign that everything Mac is superior. Additionally they remind the rest of us of their gullibility at every opportunity, droning on about how their iMac, iPod, iPhone works better and faster than any other device ever made.
Tim told me, again, how superior his iPhone is to every other phone ever made. iTard!
#mac #geek #retard #tech #dork
作者 rufrknkiddnme 2008年1月11日
Someone who is a part of Apple's marketing scheme of false heterosexuality. Owning any Apple hardware automatically associates a person with this group of "gifted" individuals who can do nothing but talk about how great their useless, overpriced piece of shit is. iTards have no sense of reality and therefore often believe they aren't listening to Hanson on their iPod. Do not let any iTards touch electronics you own, as they will likely fuck it up within 5 minutes.
iTards are likely to not change their ways, as they are spending their parents' money to be affiliated with a group of douchebags, not to buy an actual product. The best way to take care of an iTard is to spit in their face.
iTard: Dude, I just spent two thousand dollars of my parents' money to buy an iPhone and Mac. Neither of them work, but now I feel so cool!

Anyone with an IQ above 35: Man, you're such a tool.
#retard #shit-eater #dumbfuck #douchebag #hanson
作者 Nathan Francis 2007年11月20日
self-centered duchebag overly impressed with their apple products.
My sister just got an iPad and never puts it away. What an iTard!
#apple #technology #duchebag #ipad #retard
作者 AAAlexxx 2010年11月27日
One who is oblivious to their surroundings because they are listening to their iPod too loudly.
"Hey! iTard! I'm talking to you."
#ipod #itard #retard #loudly #loud #speak #spoke #hear #hearing #listen #mp3 #player #oblivious
作者 nkr_1234 2006年12月03日
Refers to an overly uncritical devotee of Apple culture, or iLife. Synonym: Appletard.
Some iTards even began lining up outside stores for the iPhone a week before its realease.
#apple #imac #iphone #ipod #ilife
作者 JoshuaSmith 2007年10月18日


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