anyone possessing the following traits:
- big nose
- tight with their money
Kyle is such a Jew!
That Jew is tight!
作者 reggin1991 2008年1月03日
A Jew is one who covets material prosperity claiming it's a manifestation allegorical to virtue.

Anything of value should not be coveted. But that's what Jews do.

eg. The covetous Jew.

If such prosperity is not coveted, then the detrimental externalization of their own limitations upon different generations and individuals will be ameliorated.

Thus freeing the populace from Zionist control and freeing the spirit to explore space both outer and inner.
Kyle is a covetous Jew.
作者 GeniusSloth 2008年9月08日
The act of being very annoying and whiny and always trying to get attention. Usually a white person
Jeez, Felisha, you are so jewy
作者 T4m4rr4 2010年1月13日
a member of Judaism, usually easily identifiable by their horns and tiny penises. Jews are cheap as hell, often trying to negotiate prices even at corporate retail stores. Jews are known to kill innocent children and steal their organs for profit. Money is the measure of man for Jews. Also known as kike, heeb, yid, and oven fodder.
That dumb Jew tried to talk down the price by ten cents.
作者 kilog1000 2009年9月07日
1. some 1 who wears a yamica
2. kyle from southpark
3. Darth
1.damnit u jew stop baiting me you are not watching my back
2. WTF weres my damn change
作者 churchv3 2008年1月03日
Anybody that actually takes urban dictionary definitions for the word "Jew" seriously enough to complain about it.
David: "Damn, she complained about THAT?"
Kyle: "Must be a jew."
作者 johnny got his gun 2005年6月16日
verb. - as in being cheap

to jew someone out of money is basically short changing them
1. "dude, u owe me $5, stop jewing me out"

2. Harold owed $1.50 for the bagel he was about to buy but managed to jew his way out and "claim" he only had $1.40

3. After delivering a pizza for his job, zeke was felt he had been jew'd out when he was only tipped 50 cents
作者 Hot dog Bunning 2005年5月12日
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