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a word used by the incredibly quality faction of The Social Network fandom on tumblr to describe Andrew Garfield and Jesse Eisenberg, as both of them are Jews who were clearly raised by unicorns in a magical forest somewhere
Ah, the sweet smell of Jewnicorn love in the morning.
#andrew garfield #jesse eisenberg #jews #unicorns #the social network
作者 robin-sparkles 2010年11月16日
A creature that is a mix between a stereotypical jew and a unicorn.
"Dude thats a jewnicorn!!!!"
"Ew,it looks like the torso of mort the jew on family guy! with a horn on its head stuck onto a horses body"
#dude #unicorn #jew #guy #creature
作者 rootbearfloat 2009年11月01日
the act of a unicorn getting very drunk and partying very hard it accidently hooks up with a jew and gets impregnated. The result is a jewnicorn.
Man did you hear about Deborah shes gunna have another jewnicorn... hoe.
#jew #unicorn #hey arnold #buffer bitch #bitch tits
作者 dimesrule 2009年5月22日
Someone who has a jose of the greatest proportions.
Jew nose so large, it resembles the horn of a unicorn.
She looked good from behind, but when she turned around, damn, she was a jewnicorn!
#jose #jew nose #jew #nose #insults
作者 Fwood 2009年3月04日
A deliciously Jewish Unicorn. Usually wearing a yamacha on it's one horn, and prancing throughout the plains. When threatened, it will defend it's self using a glistening menorah. It's call can be heard everywhere as "Oy!, I am feeling very veklempt!"
Dave Kelly: Dude, did you just hear that? I think it's a Jewnicorn!

Echo: veklempt,klempt, klempt...where are my good socks?

Jim: uh..that kinda weirds me out...let's go

Dave: NO!, WE MUST OFFER IT LATKAS! It could become hostile, or become riddled with extreme angst and hebrew wizardry!

Jim: uhh..yeah..you do that...I'ma go watch full house...those things are freaking..odd...man...*walks away while watching trees sternly*

Jewnicornriffic...
#jewish creatures #jewish #unicorn #jewnicorn #jewish unicorn #menorah #yamacha #veklempt #prancing #soy sauce.
作者 Dave-Rave 2006年6月12日
1. A variety of unicorn that immerses itself in Judaism.

2. A Jewish person who is fascinated by unicorns and/or wishes they were one.
I'm a Jewish unicorn... I'm a Jewnicorn!
#jewnicorn #jewish #unicorn #jewnacorn #llamicorn
作者 KC ShadyLyon 2011年1月18日
n. (Ju-neh-korn); a combination of the words Jewish and Unicorn that are defined by a mythological persona of a non-existent being that a jewish, blonde female should display when being approach by a man whose pickup line pertains to his Nazi grandparents.
Jewnicorn - Pretty self explanatory.
#jew #jewish #unicorn #junicorn #mythology #blonde #blond #dating #pickup
作者 MattTheRugger 2010年12月06日
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