(adj) something that is so supremely awsome, good, or exciting that merely thinking of it might infact make you jizz yourself
oh my god, did you see that trailer?! that movie looks jizztastic!... oh shit, gimme a minute I need to clean up.
#synonyms: awsome #orgasmic #sick #sweet #gnarly #radical
作者 thezongo 2009年12月17日
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good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself
Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.
作者 Nebuchadnezzar 2004年1月09日
When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.
God that is absolutely jizztastic
#jizzing #jizzin' #jismous #jismful #pant cream
作者 Davetherave 2006年1月31日
word used to describe something that is really amazing
dude that hot tub was jizztastic.
#jizz #awesome #fantastic #orgasmic #supercool #amazing #fantabulous
作者 da jizzanatoR 2010年7月15日
Something so fantastic that it makes you jizz.
This song is jizztastic!

-or-

You look jizztastic today!
#jizz #in my pants #fantastical #amaztastic #cum
作者 lolicakes 2011年2月08日
When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.
Damn homie, that criossant was jizztastic!

Wasn't that episode of Digi-Mon jizztastic?!
#jizz #tastic #cream #fantastic #penis
作者 Bay City Bird Slapper 2011年4月06日
Used for a sexual joke reply. or used to define something very awesome.
Jack: "Hey did you hear about that one joke about those two girls and camel?"

Jill: "No, but i bet it was jizztastic."
#sperm #cum #booty #jack #jill #awesome
作者 iShoulddaPulledOut 2011年10月10日
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