|-> A Very Safe Psychedelic Dissociative Anaesthetic that's gaining Recreational Popularity on the Streets Everywhere as a new Tool to Escape or Enhance the Ruthless Reality, and also for Exploring the Other Worlds and Universes, without any apparent Side-Effects from Short-Term use, even at Higher Doses, but never exceeding 500mg insufflated by people with Huge Tolerances.

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PS.>- One of the Safest and Funnest drugs known to ManKind!1
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- "Have you seen the new Kitten I Adopted Today, m8?!1"

"ARRr m8y!, Lookz like a Killer Kitten, Killer Kitten indeed it is!... - May I Pet it plz??!1"

> *ME0W!ME0W!ME0W!* !!!1Oneoneone

-"Aye CaptaiN, it Bites something Fierce!1"
作者 Kaysage Dimitri 2008年2月18日
An adorable rape doll that you just can't resist.
Alex: Look at my kitten!!
Cody: What kitte- holy shiznet, that rape doll is cute!
*Steals it and rapes it*
作者 xx0numb0xx 2010年8月11日
* (Noun) A term used to offend a spammer.
Drake: "OMG! Join mah site! I r sooo kewl! JOIN JOIN JOIN!!! lolololloolloololololollol!!!!!11`2`!"

Gregg: "Dude, you're such a kitten! XD"
作者 Quertzoid 2009年10月28日
A nicely trimmed vagina. The area cannot be over grown with foliage, if it is then it is sometimes referred to as the lions den.
We went out to the strip club the other night and damn... there were some fine looking pieces in there. This one chick came up and put her kitten right on the bridge of my nose!
作者 Christobon 2007年12月18日
any living thing. kitten can be used as an affectionate exclamation in recognition of any perception of a living thing.
a friend brings over their new puppy, immediately as they walk into the door, resident exclaims,

"kitten!"

while watching a movie, a bear appears, viewer exclaims,

"kitten!"

a dear friend enters the room, they are greeted,

"herro kitten!"

while walking down the street, a cochroach crawls by, observer exclames,

"kitten!"
(note: typically kitten refers to animals that are considered to be somewhat cute, however, in some cases, kitten can be used to refer to less cute animals as an attempt at humor.)
作者 bilonious monk 2007年11月23日
Cute cat. In my opinion the best type of cat you can own. Best breed. Lives the longest, and has the cutest mew. More advantages to it than the common cat.

^'-'^ THATS A CAT LOLZERS
Person 1: HEY LOOK! I got a cat
Person 2: My kitten is better, cuter, and lasts longer.
Person 3: HEY HEY! It's my turn to use the cat.

^'-'^ THATS A CAT LOLZERS
作者 jimjambo 2007年4月12日
When speaking of drugs kittens refers to Ketamine aka a cat tranqualizer that people "missuse" to get fucked up.
Man where them kittens at? (wheres the drugs)
作者 Margo 2004年1月06日

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