this thing of monotonous repeats of a dialy routine

basicly you start cold covered in blood and end that way too cold and covered in blood
life i dotn have much of one thats why i post here ='(
作者 shawn im so kool 2005年10月22日
Life is a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because a homeless guy put poop in the gumball machine.
Victim one: Yay, I got red!
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
作者 jaydawg3000 2009年7月02日
a meaningless fucking void of retardedness which should end for everyone
Life is stupid so give it up because i hate all of you
作者 John 2003年9月03日
1. Something many people do not have these days.

2. Life goes like this: You're born. You learn chickenshit stuff. You go to elementary school. You go to middle school. You go to high school. You get a license. You graduate. You go to college. You have sex. You graduate. You get a job. You bust your ass all day for forty years. You pay taxes. You have a stroke. You go live in an old age home. You die. The End.
That was a charming story about life, wasn't it? Well get used to it. 'Cause it's your too.
作者 Invisible_Bunny 2008年12月07日
The Ultimate Challenge to see who can be the next bill gates.
Guy 1:How's your life?
Guy 2:I'm half way to Bill Gates.
Guy 1:Lucky
作者 ice cream eater 2006年7月13日
an STD ur mom contracts and passes on to u. terminal. also, see bullshit
dude, life sucks ass, wanna get run over by a train?
作者 379 2005年4月05日
Life's a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and let's get high.
AKA: Fuck life you idiot, search for retard instead
作者 It's none of your business 2005年1月11日

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