1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.

2.) The reason why people buy playboys.

3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.

4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.

5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement
作者 Jake 2005年4月22日
spooning the purple-headed yogurt swinger...
I enjoy masturbating as much as porn...
作者 Wraith 2003年4月25日
To turn on the faucet, to polish the tube.
I masturbate every night!
作者 ASSHOLE! 2004年7月10日
Fly the airplane. Shift gears.
Well guys, I'm off to fly the airplane!
Man, I gotta go and shift gears!
作者 Your Ass 2003年9月26日
Beating the Bishop, Hand Shandy, Saying hi to Madame Palm and her five lovely sisters, Wanking
If you go into a gay bar and the barman offers to pull you a shandy by hand then you know you've pulled.
作者 Shandy lover 2003年4月29日
to stimulate the genetails mainly
1. the doctor said for me to masturbate in that
2. masturbating is not as good as scuttlin
3. i get handjobs so i masturbate but not with my right hand
4. stop masturbating in your wanking chariot
5. masturbating is dirty
作者 lucas bolton 2006年4月06日
the main thing to catch a fish with
i used my masturbate to catch some catfish - yumyum
作者 anonymous 2003年12月17日
to fire ones death star
OR
to open ones fire hose
作者 Anonymous 2003年1月25日

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