查找任意词语,比如 eiffel tower
 
3.
1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.

2.) The reason why people buy playboys.

3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.

4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.

5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement
作者 Jake 2005年4月22日
 
22.
to rub against your private parts until you cum.
I love to masturbate.i rubbed my pussy hard and imagined riding on top of her hips. licking her breasts and kissing her. I rubbed and rubbed, moaning and sighing. i was so wet and ready to come, masturbating is fun! suddenly my friend burst in and saw me. "what are you doing!?" she cried. "Masturbating, and fantasizing about you."i replied. Then she came over and started rubbing my pussy and then i came all over her hands.
作者 christineee666 2007年11月21日
 
23.
When your 5 finger fiance gives you a bit of a knob-job. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE does it does it but still people are embarrassed by it. It SHOULD be that if you didn't masturbate it was sick or weird, not the other way around! I do it, I know another guy that does it, and I am very sure that everyone else in my school does it. Note: Do it, it feels soooooo great. P.s. for extra pleasure use lubricant and watch hardcore porn while you do it this way you get great pleasure and an AMAZING orgasm!
Me and ***** were in my house by ourselves so we went on the net and watched some porn...then we masturbated and neither of us felt embarrassed.
作者 fapperface 2005年6月21日
 
24.
When a woman is pushing the magic button
"Do you masturbate?" "All us women push the magic button sometime."
作者 erotica69 2005年9月16日
 
25.
to play with yourself
i like to masturbate at the movie theater
作者 boomer2 2003年7月28日
 
26.
Guys- To rapidly yank your crank.
Chicks- To use variouse toys and satisfy yourself, or an electric toothbrush.
It is quite understandable.
作者 Maddie 2005年4月17日
 
27.
to sexually pleasure one's self.
TO MASTURBATE
girl:

first read the example of sex (#4) or something else, like porn, to make you horny. Next, lick at least two of your fingers, the more there are the better it feels, and stick them in your pussy, rub them around and make sure that you are wet. Once you are wet, use those fingers to rub your pussy in a circular motion, I prefer hard and fast. If you have an electric toothbrush, use the vibrating bristles to rub your clit. Keep rubbing until you orgasm. Trust me you will be glad you did.

Guys:

Pull up and down on the shaft of your penis as hard as you like, rub it until you cum and orgasm.
作者 hornygirl! 2007年4月15日
 
28.
To sexually pleasure ones self. Masturbate
Oh my god I'm so bored, I may as well masturbate (oh damn I already am)!
作者 Matt xx 2006年3月30日