Mother I'd Like To Fuck. Also known as ILTFMM (I'd like to fuck my mother).

A MILF is someone who....

1) Makes your penis erect when you know she shouldn't.
2) Spoils friendships. Telling your best friend you'd like to fuck their mother will only cause arguments.
3) Brings a father and son together. You can both talk about how much you'd like to have sex with the woman in question.
4) Makes you start masturbating, or, makes you masturbate even more
5) If she ignores you, you start having rape fantasies.
6) Makes you start looking at your own mother in a new light.
7) You hope is a pedophile or into the "younger kid" depending on age
8) Is to blame for you exposing yourself to her, being beat up by her, her husband AND your friend.....plus being arrested by the police.
9) Makes you go with the neighbourhood slut just to fantasise it's the MILF you're having sex with.
10) Turns you into a criminal, and you find yourself breaking into her house and discovering a new pastime called "panty sniffing".
"I'm sorry your mom died. I'm going to really miss her. Expecially with her being a MILF"

"Mom, I'm sorry I slipped my hands between your legs when you were asleep. But I'm so in love with a MILF, I needed to touch your vagina and pretend it's hers"
作者 Doctor Phew 2011年8月14日
The Moro Islamic Liberation Front,an Islamist group located in the southern Philippines.
MILF rebels killed 5 government soldiers yesterday.
作者 Wpedit 2010年8月19日
1) The Moro Islamic Liberation Front. This group is an Islamic insurgency in the southern Phillipines.

2) Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
Hey, did you hear about the terrorist attack in Manila by the MILF. Yeah, the MILF is full of suicide bombers.

Oh yeah, and there are a bunch of MILFs in Manila, too.
作者 mandavoshka 2010年7月28日
Man, Iwaizumi Looks Fantastic
It targets a number of anime characters with the said name, however It's regularly used for Iwaizumi Hajime a character in haikyuu!!.
MILF don't'chu agree Kuroo?

Oikawa was scribbling in his notebook all day and when I asked to see he told me later, so now he came and said I got it and we were like what and he shows us 'MILF' and explained us what was it. He got beat.
作者 shrvwop 2015年5月31日
Mom I Like Fags. The wrong way to come out to your parents. Absolutely confused on the acronym...
Mom I'm a Milf....what?....Mom I like Fags! noooooo
作者 Story-Teller 2015年1月05日
Your mom.
Buuuuurn. #milfjokes
作者 duderino555 2014年10月26日
Mother I'd like to f**k. A fit mom who everyone wants to bang. Usually with big tatas.
Lee: OMFG Your mom is a MILF!
Dean: Ikr, she's fit as hell.
作者 Iz U Down 2014年9月20日

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