The word nowadays people use as a joke just to be messed up...I love you mom....and with the help of the dad she brought you into this world.
I love you mom you care for me and protect aswell as my dad....You are truly the best....I love you mom.😇
作者 BadassFucker!! 2016年3月06日
Moms are odd they care about you alot but sometimes it is embarrassing because you don't really want them around.
My mom will always above me.😑
作者 Princess fluffy butt 2016年3月03日
Somone who knows all. Sees all. In your privacy.
My girlfriend was such a mom last night. She scares me
作者 Robojoe 2016年1月26日
One of the only people who will ever love you as much as she does. She cares about almost everything you do.

Especially your internet history. Oh, and why your room is so messy. And why the heck you are on urbandictionary.com.
Friend: Dude, why weren't you playing Minecraft yesterday? I was waiting for you!

Me: Oh, my mom decided to take away my Xbox.

Friend: Wait-really?

Me: Oh yeah. She got me a first generation iPad instead

Friend: Why?

Me: She wants me to do 'better things with my time.'

Friend: Like getting another Xbox with her money?

Me: Oh yeah. Were do you want to meet up?
作者 Captain Lieutenant 2015年11月29日
The incorrect spelling of "mum".
Kid: ur mom is fat lol nobody lieks u so shut up faget
Other kid: Learn how to spell, idiot. Your mum must've been banged by a rock to produce something as dumb and retarded as you.
#mum #mom #spelling #american #english
作者 Fag-o-tron 2015年4月17日
The annoying, embarrassing, bitch who gave birth to you and pretends to love you. She spanks your ass and grounds you for a month.
My mom bought a huge rubbery thing at a store with a pink glowing sign
#dad #sister #brother #grandma #grandpa
作者 gra gra 2014年10月13日
Word used to answer any question or exit any unwanted/unneeded conversation in a humorous way.
Hey, what are you doing in ther.. "MOM!"
作者 Maplemafia 2015年11月16日
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