When your mad at your partner for not giving you any sex the night before, you wake up in the morning and start to masturbate in front of their face. Right when your about to come, you wake them up and blow your load in their face.
My girlfriend was pissy and wouldn't give me any, so I gave her a morning glory.
作者 Grndzro619 2008年12月18日
Waking up with a cock as hard as steel.
My girlfriend loves it when I have a morning glory and shove it up her ass while she's still asleep. After she wakes up and put my hand on her perky little tits, she rides my dick as hard as she can till I almost cum, then she licks my balls and gives me a blow-job. When I cum she swallows every last drop and plays with my dick till I'm stiff again and she fucks me till lunchtime.
作者 bjmaniac 2010年7月16日
-noun
The first dump of the day, usually between 5:00 and 8:00 AM.
Eight o'clock, time for my morning glory!

I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!
作者 jay-x 2008年4月25日
Waking up to stiff wood after having had a recurring dream about a chick from highschool whom you couldn't get to fuck you.
That dream about (insert girl's name here) was great, but now I've got a morning glory.
作者 Count Jackovsky 2003年10月23日
a band in the crack rock squad, simaller to choking victim, INDK, Leftover Crack, and the Crack Rock Steady 7......note that these including morning glory are all pretty much the same band with a member change here and there hence the "Crack Rock Squad"
joe: so i hear the crs changed there name again
bill: yeah they were morning glory last year and this year they'll be crack rock steady 7
作者 joe levy 2003年10月21日
a mans 'early morning joy', often rudely awakening the wife, girlfriend or some slag they picked up a few hours before.
His morning glory was as appealing as his morning breath
作者 Muffy, Bucca and MC 2003年1月27日
n. A legal seed that can be bought at Home Depot for cheap. Has similar effects to LSD when eaten.
He ate way too much morning glory seeds and threw up the hotdog he ate last night.
作者 Skott 2004年9月21日
(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.
I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.
作者 Jake 2004年1月20日

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