A very inconvenient disease.
Jeff: "I've got Mumps"
Big Al: "That's inconvenient"
作者 Lance_Uppercut 2009年5月06日
When your testicles get inflamed and cause sterility.
Man, that guy has the mumps!

What?! Man, his testicles must be harshly sterile and inflamed.

Yeah. Nasty.

作者 Pollup 2007年12月01日
Verb, An act involving three individuals, (Two living and one dead)In which one of the living individuals (person a) places his/her mouth over the dead persons genitals while the remaining individual (person b) jumps on the dead individuals stomach forcing the parcially decomposed remnants of gooey goodness into person A's mouth. mmmmmmmm

Noun, The sound made by the act explained above.
Lets go mumping tonight!!
作者 Zack George 2004年4月26日
(v) Mump, Mumped, Mumping, Mumper, Mumpee.

To mump someone is to hump that persons mum.

This word first surfaced in Paisley, Scotland during a conversation while watching saw III. A joke was made about a child filming his mother in her bedroom from the closet in order to put the video on his private website.

The perpetrator of the act of mumping is known as a mumper while the person whos mother is being humped is known as the mumpee.
You're getting mumped!
You just got mumped!
Shut it or I'll mump you!
I'm going to mump your maw! (hump your gran)
You mumper! (mother f*cker)
You got one hell of a mumping last night!
作者 Jamiesons & Craig 2011年3月13日
To work overtime in a job to earn more cash.
Im mumping on another bank holiday!
作者 __Ben__ 2008年1月07日
Mump: a small round lump which replaces the penis or vagina.It usaully has a single hair that is surronded by a small purple circle, similar to a nipple.
I waled into Timmy's room and he hd his pants down. I saw his mump and screamed. It was the worst thing I had ever seen.
作者 Jeff Camacho 2007年2月15日
A potential disease that has alredy claimed the fertility of Nick Marsh and Simon Jones.
Get away u mumps infested hobo.
作者 William Gates 2005年2月03日

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