an object which should be in your mouth at all times
"where is my penis? oh, there it is. in your mouth."
作者 al jorgenson 2004年5月03日
was in your mother last night.
Person One: "My mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother's rebellious stage."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. "
Person One: "Yeah, no kidding."
Person Two: "Not unlike my penis."
作者 Tammy McShammerson 2010年5月23日
A response for "What's up" when you have a boner
Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.
作者 elmacko 2011年11月08日
my penis is green! i like to touch it in fourth period! when the lights are out, it glows in the dark.
my penis is to sexy for you!
作者 Homosexual 2005年4月23日
a huge 12 inch monster
i stuck my penis in your mom
作者 big monsta 2003年8月08日

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