British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.
Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.
作者 Zaarin2007 2007年11月18日
A derogatory term for an individual or slang for a penis. Can also be used as a verb as slang for sexual intercourse.
1. That guy is such a nob!

2. Did you here, Bob nobbed that girl last night?
作者 Vikas Shah 2002年7月02日
The word "nøb" is a danish entry for the word "noob", commonly used in online chat such as mIRC. A noob is an internet-slang for the word amateur, which is often used when a person is patronising another person .
"fuck u, u fucking nøb"
"omfg, that guy was a totally nøb"
作者 Joachim Andersen 2008年10月24日
Derogatory word for the male sexual organ aka penis.
Tom has got a small nob. He likes to stick his small nob into Dale regularly
作者 Fat Steesh 2005年7月21日
A total idiot/ someone stupid
Sarah : OMG rae ur such a nob
作者 ifee 2007年8月24日
stands for NO Bull Shit. can be a motto or a way of life
i live with nobs

she so doesnt understand nobs
作者 anonymous11212121 2011年3月30日
The incorrect way of spelling "knob", meaning:
1) penis
2) noun used to describe an idiot or dickhead
3) verb "to knob" meaning to fuck
"That knob didn't seem to realise there's a silent K in there!"
作者 nic_908 2007年4月16日

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