take a dump
be right back, gotta pinch a loaf
作者 a 2000年3月27日
Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping.
"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!"

"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."
作者 bingobastard 2009年3月28日
to defecate(see also take a dump)
If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.
作者 Light Joker 2005年1月11日
take a shit
作者 Anonymous 2003年5月08日
A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.
I'll take out the trash after I pinch a loaf.
作者 B. Steed 2005年1月02日
To expel solid waste from the anus. Refered to in the movie "Shawshank Redemption".
guard: I'm gonna go Pinch-A-Loaf, so this stuff better be cleaned up before the wardon gets back
作者 Ryan Hershbeger 2006年6月02日
(Verb) To take a bowel movement.
Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!
作者 Peter 2006年5月29日

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