Top Definition
Someone who is asked to attend an event at the last minute, replacing an original participant that dropped out at the last minute.
Me: Cheryl, would you like to go to the opera tonight? Debbie couldn't make it.
Cheryl: Oh, so I'm your pinch hitter? Sure, I'll go.
#last minute #replacement #alternate #baseball euphemism #pinch hit
作者 Michael Grant 2008年5月17日
When a guy/girl cannot fuck the person s/he REALLY wants to fuck that night, they call in a pinch hitter.
"Bob was my pinch hitter last night because Adam wasn't answering his phone"
#booty call #second choice #last minute fuck #second rate #convenience
作者 Miss_lawn 2009年4月18日
Someone you have sex on the same night as had failed plans to have with another person.
Man, I was pissed when Tina said she couldn't go out tonight. Luckily I was able to talk Mary into being a Pinch Hitter.
#sex #pimp #slut #lucky #fall back
作者 Bayushi_Koso 2011年9月10日
When your dominate masturbating hand is out of commission for some reason, you utilize your opposite hand to take care of business.
Fuck, how am I suppose to jack off with this cast on my hand. Guess ill have to bring in my pinch hitter.
#wack off #make some lemonade #choke the chicken #george w. bush #clutch #procrastibate #pulling a three knocker #under the grand canyon slope #slay the dragon #clean the wind pipes #using my lefty #using my righty
作者 double AyeD 2010年7月27日
A piece used for smoking pot.
Brian: Hey, Bill.. Pass the pinch hitter
Bill: Suck dick and die, Brian
#fuck #shit #butt #hole #cunt
作者 Mrdumbbum 2014年10月30日
A pinch hitter is someone who hits people while they're pinching one off.
Pete was quietly pinching a loaf when a wiffle bat came over the divider and hit him in the back of the head.

It was Ignacio the infamous pinch hitter, whose maniacal laughter echoed around the washroom as he ran away.
#poop #crap #shit #loaf #hit
作者 scodder 2010年5月22日
Someone who bats above their average in relationships with the oposite sex.
Oh my god hes so ugly and old, but hes in a relationship with that hot, young woman. How is that possible?

Hes a pinch hitter!
#pintch #hiter #hitting #pinchhitter #pinchhitting #pintchhitter #pintchhitting
作者 Ol' Krissym 2010年3月05日
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