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1.
An erection that results from having to urinate very badly.
Noah was too shy to use the bathroom at the night club and he wound up getting a poner on the dance floor.
作者 Chonky 2007年6月03日
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2.
A boner from seeing My LIttle Pony: Friendship is Magic content.
This picture of Rainbow Dash licking Twilight Sparkle just gave me a poner.
作者 Colgatepony 2011年8月31日
25 8
 
3.
A pant boner. The crotch area of any pants or shorts where the zipper rises up, hence making it seem like the person has a boner.
"Dude do you have a boner?"

"No man, it's a poner."
作者 bakenshake 2010年5月01日
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4.
An erection that is obtained throughout the course of watching an episode of My Little Pony
* fap fap fap
Guy 1: What the hell is that?
Guy 2: (listens) oh thats just Darren.
Guy 1: Dude! is he jackin it?
Guy 2: Yep I hear Rainbow Dash talking. Don't worry he just has a Poner
Guy 1: Oh ok
作者 jrfredrick 2013年5月21日
3 2
 
5.
when you get a boner for no reason other than you have to pee or have been holding pee for a while
i was in the car so long i got a poner
作者 pbsbrockton 2011年9月03日
5 4
 
6.
a pussy boner
Erin: That guys so hot
Olivia: He just gave me a PONER
Harley: Major poner
作者 Jesus Christ SAN 2009年12月04日
13 12
 
7.
Portmanteau for "powder boner"; defined as the fictional erection that one gets from skiing on 25+ inches of fresh powder on a bluebird day.
Kyle had a raging poner after shredding the pow-pow all weekend at Sugarbush.
作者 Organ Grinder 2012年2月29日
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