A food that anorexic women desperately need.
Someone get that bag of antlers a sammich!
#scrawny #sandwich #skinny #supermodel #ana
作者 Stanmoore 2007年9月21日
A chill sandwhich that your bitch makes you after you bang her, goes nice with a natty
Go to the kitchen and dont come back unless you have a sammich and 2 natties
#natties #sandwich #bro #chill #fuck
作者 sammich420 2011年1月24日
sandwich (plural)
作者 tawny 2003年9月23日
An easier, cooler way to say/spell sandwich.
Grandma: Holy crackers! Bruce! You’re alive!

Bruce: ‘Course I’m alive, woman. I was in the kitchen, fixin me up a tasty sammich.

Grandma: What kind of sammich?

Bruce: Peanut butter and wombat. With some pickles to give it that extra kick.

Grandma: That’s some damn fine wombat. I haven’t had wombat that good since the Alabama State Fair in 1938.
#sandwich #sammich #gramma #bruce #crackers
作者 Girl in chair.... 2007年2月07日
A nice little pussy wedged between a set of buns
Last night, I had me a sammich. Nuf said
#cunnilingus #eating out #lick it #snatch #pussy sandwich
作者 DanDanNoodles 2007年12月28日
When a guy creams between a girl named Sammi's pussy lips and then eats it up.
I ate that shit up. 'Twas the best sammich ever.
#sammich #sex #oral #fuck #penis
作者 sammichmachine 2010年8月03日
Term used in place of sandwiches by people lacking enough brain cells to fully process and comprehend the concept of sandwiches, or lacking enough teeth (or jawbone, tongue, etc.) to properly pronounce "sandwiches," or lacking the literacy required to have ever seen (and understood) the written word "sandwiches" and thus lacking the required knowledge to properly say and pronounce the word sandwiches. Sometimes this speech impediment can be caused by not having (lacking) had food in a long enough period of time to cause excessive hunger, starvation, malnutrition to such an extreme the subject can't physically think and speak properly, and is in such desperation as to be emotionally too excited at the prospect of being about to eat some sandwiches to slow down and properly say sandwiches, and just blurt out "gimme sum 'dem big- ole sammiches...
The infamous mad scientist spelunking cave explorer extrordinaire Sir Bok McFitzgerald the 7th, was found alive and well this morning after a cave collapse had trapped him 20 feet below the surface for 3 hours in a guano cave just outside of Dickey, North Dakota. The scientist was obviously too traumatized by the event for comment as he was pulled out of the cave on a stretcher by local search and rescue paramedics. But he was seen pulling off his oxygen mask long enough to utter one strangled word, that being "Sammiches...," before his eyes rolled back in his head and convulsions resumed appearantly from an allergic reaction to ingesting guano. This made the 6 o'clock news complete with "film at eleven" in Dickey, North Dakota, where Sir Bok is a hero of some reknown, having an honorary "certificate of merit" in exploration for once getting his head stuck in a storm drain after announcing "I think I see a quarter!" His fellow high school alumni took pity on what could prove to be their village idiot and dubbed him an "explorer."
#spelunking #guano #sandwich #dickey #north dakota #nd #merit #lacking #sir #bok #certificate #village idiot #explorer #7th #hero #reknown #6 o'clock news #film at eleven
作者 ampudroid 2007年9月01日
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