dick cheese that forms when you dont take a shower
schmegma is fuckin nasty
作者 Khronic 2006年3月12日
sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.
Casey's schmegma was too overwelming for Toni.
作者 antonio 2004年6月26日
The smelly funny tasting stuff on my boyfriends weenier
I can't give head because his schmegma
makes me throw up my diner
作者 Ray Podogg 2003年4月14日
The fermented deposits of white-chunkiness on a penis head, due to lack of proper hygiene...and competence.
The night-shift hospital worker loved eating the schmegma off of Ricky-the-Retard's cock-knob.
作者 Bun-Ju 2003年11月27日
A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.
I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.
作者 terryzz 2009年2月15日
The gooey stuff under the flap of the foreskin of uncircumcised boys!!
Get your schmegma off the table!

Make sure you clean off your schmegma everyday!
作者 Erin and Samantha 2003年4月21日
it's fucking sick that's what that is!
mike irvin has a schmegma probleme.... EWWWW
作者 jessica 2003年11月20日

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