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1.
When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead
Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!
作者 Tyler Durden 2004年1月31日
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2.
How fucking retarded people say "sharted" which is a mixture of the words shit and fart. The people who say sharded are just the kinds of people who say "libery" and "amblance".
Retard: "Yo that dude just totally sharded!"

Person who understands how words work: "You mean 'sharted'?"
作者 babykiller111 2010年11月12日
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3.
When one has eaten the wrong food, perhaps something rich and creamy, then tries to fart, but accidentaly shits himself a little bit too.
OMG I can't believe James sharded in Filth; he thought he could get away with a discreet fart, but instead he crapped his pants.
作者 cheekytina 2008年5月31日
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4.
any form of crapping anything in peices usually with explosive diahrehia
"Wow!!!, i just sharded a pineapple!" "I think my sfincter broke!!"
作者 Alsho Dormingouny 2007年1月10日
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5.
Having blown out your internal organs during a fart.
OMG!, Trenor just sharded!!
作者 UlTiMaTeDoWnFaLl 2007年3月13日
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