The act of waiting for your girlfriend to go to the bathroom so that you can fart, but in attempting to do so you shit yourself, yell at your girlfriend to get out of the bathroom and then throw your shitty underpants out of her window and take a shower (even if you just took one).
"I sharted this morning and had to throw out my favorite silk boxers."
作者 Antoine 2004年12月14日
Often referred to as a poo caused by the unnecessary forcing of a fart, shart can also be used to describe a piece of art that one does not find appealing to their eyes/eye. "Shart" in this case is formed by the combination of the adjective "shitty" and the noun "art", which together create: "shitty art".
When Rick came across the popular piece of modern art, he gave his personal opinion on it "What makes this good? Really!? This is just shart! Plain and simple!"
作者 ZockMon 2008年8月31日
A suprizing release of solids rectally, Where the expected function was thought to be a release of gas. Usually quit shocking and the individual tends to have a suprized look on face followed by the words aahh shit! And the tendacey to have trouble walking comfetably directly after.
Dude, pull my finger!!.....ahh shit, I sharted, must have bin the draft beer!
作者 Mikeyjanz 2009年1月27日
Anal counterpart to a French kiss.
Monsieur Raggou: Who can see my shart? Here be my doublet come close, my coat come over all dat, den who de devil see my shart? For vat sall me have a shart, when nobody see my shart?
--John Lacy, The Old Troop, before 1665
作者 Michael Zeleny 2008年6月23日
the act of "shitting" a little bit when you "fart"
oops, I just sharted.
作者 drunkmunky 2005年6月09日
a cross between a fart and a shit; where u've intended to fart but u shit in your pants instead.
Little Boy: Daddy, I've sharted on my pants! I had only wanted to fart.......
作者 sharty 2008年12月06日
When you releive a gas bubble, and realize your in whole mess of trouble. (literally) see chocolate pudding.
I was taking a nap with my girlfriend and sharted, she is no longer my girlfriend. Advice, don't nap and shart.
作者 DJ DEpends 2006年8月15日
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