square of soft paper used to remove feces from one's anus.
The men's restroom did not have enough shit tickets to clean my ass!.
作者 dronp 2010年10月30日
The common house hold tolite paper
I need to buy more shit tickets
作者 Napleo 2009年6月09日
A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.
DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!
作者 Slashedace 2011年4月04日
Another name for toilet paper
Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?
作者 jonhboy 2014年8月02日
(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.
"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."
作者 Department of Behavioral Hell 2015年8月23日
Another word for Toilet Paper. Also known as "Asswipe" (pronounced As-weep-eh)
Mark (from inside the bathroom): HONEY! GET ME MORE SHIT TICKETS!
作者 Shabangshwa95<3 2009年2月13日
Anything that is good in a homeless man's imagination
作者 Greg stegs 2010年2月02日