Top Definition
To post a "tweet" on Twitter while taking a shit.
I'm totally shittering right now. Aren't you glad I just told the whole world?
#twitter #shit #tweet #poop #toilet #internet
作者 dnask8 2009年5月13日
Idiots who post their mental diarreah on Twitter 24/7 and shit all over the internet with ridiculous comments, and an ongoing commentary on their mundane lives.
Me, shittering away!!

I just took the biggest crap LOLZ
07:00 AM May 5th from web

I'm eating breakfast NOM NOM NOM
07:05 AM May 5th from web

OMG I have bad cramps from the pancakes for breakfast. *cries*
07:10 AM May 5th from web

Oh noes I need to take a shit again.
07:12 AM May 5th from web

I took a really good crap using Charmin toilet paper to wipe my arse!
07:15 AM May 5th from web

I am taking a shower.
07:20 AM May 5th from web

My dog farted...!
07:25 AM May 5th from web

I farted. LOLZ
07:30 AM May 5th from web

My dog took a crap on the neighbour's lawn.
07:35 AM May 5th from web

I'm going back to bed ZZZZZ
07:40 AM May 5th from web
#twitter #twatting #tweets #tweeting #tweet
作者 Dick Fitzmary 2009年5月13日
(verb, present tense) The act of allowing your pet to defecate in a publicly shared area and leaving without picking it up.
"Why do people think that shittering isn't a crime? It should be. Every morning I wake up and someone's dog has crapped right in my front yard."
"Shittering and... Shittering and... Smokin the reefer!"
#littering #dog poop #sidewalk #pooper scooper #step in poop
作者 urbanfootsoldier 2014年2月02日
a combination of shivering and jittering
the dog was shittering because it was nervous and cold at the same time
#shitering #shiddering #shidering #shitteringg #shiderring
作者 sciencegirl 2009年10月14日
Using Twitter or 'tweeting' while you you on the shitter "toilet".
I do most of my shittering in the morning while I take my morning dump.
#updating #blogging #facebooking #twitting #tweetering
作者 ladyonspencer 2009年6月26日
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