Gimpy little coward who always hides behind Lion-O whenever trouble brews.

Someone who always melts when a fight breaks out and runs for the nearest fire exit.
"Did you see Darren shit it last night when it kicked off? He was a proper Snarf."
作者 BAG OF DICKS 2014年10月27日
A guy who derives pleasure from running around sniffing girls' bicycle seats. (Not to be confused with a "twerp").
"Do you know what a twerp is? When I was in Shortridge High School in Indianapolis 65 years ago, a twerp was a guy who stuck a set of false teeth up his butt and bit the buttons off the back seats of taxicabs. (And a snarf was a guy who sniffed the seats of girls' bicycles.)

-- Kurt Vonnegut, in "A Man Without a Country".
作者 Dinkum 2013年7月08日
To sniff the pointy bit of a woman's bike seat, after thier use.
"Have you snarfed her yet?"
Not yet, I'll wait till she's not looking."
作者 Beast trollers 2014年3月04日
(n.) (1). Invalid humor syntax (2). a joke lacking tact that has missed a target audience
(3). a practical joke of any caliber (4). Sarcasm
(v.) (1). To insult ones' insult (2). To make fun or be made fun of (3). To engage in practical jokes.
(a.) (1). unfunny (2). Sarcastic
Snarfing, Snarfed, Snarf, Snarfer.
I missed your toilet seat,

like you miss your ex?

Snarf.
作者 TheProfessor420 2012年10月27日
Some Noises Are Really Funny
Snarf is Snarf
作者 dictionaryworm 2011年11月01日
the act of being sexually aroused by smelling bike seats
I saw Courtney being a dirty snarf at the elementary school.
作者 ds7855 2008年12月08日
snot+barf=snarf: A violent expulsion of masticated food or liquid via the sinus cavity usually caused by an involuntary reaction from an external stimuli. I.e. laughter, surprise, a sneeze, etc.
I was getting ready to swallow a huge bite of my hot pocket when John exclaimed he had shit himself. Needless to say, I SNARF-ED my hot pocket with such force most of it splashed into my chocolate milk. That which was not expelled from my sinus cavity was firmly lodged behind my eyeball...heh, heh, heh...I can still smell it. It would have been a lot less painful had it been pudding.
作者 Geetboxrod 2008年4月17日

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