Top Definition
Sock(s) used to cover one's monkey penis in masterbation.
Keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed porn or chatted online with females.
作者 Honest Abe 2005年3月24日
A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle
Stinky Pears is a sock monkey
作者 Taco 2004年1月30日
a very "out of the loop" innocent person.
"What is a hot carl?"

"haha, you don't know what a hot carl is? are you pulling a Sockmonkey?
作者 peppermintpatty1994 2009年7月15日
A Ho that like to do crack!
she aint nothing but a SOCKMONKEY!
作者 Show 2005年2月06日
Sock used in a public restroom to clean the backside after a huge dump when no toilet paper or toilet paper seat cover is within reach. The sock works great in a pinch.
A sock monkey is not intended to be worn on the foot again.
However, putting the sock on your hand, with the soiled part facing out, and chasing your friends or family, shouting, "Kiss my sock monkey!!!", can extend the use of the sock.
Kiss my sock monkey!!!!
作者 scumqueen 2005年10月21日
A monkey that has a dangerous addiction to eating socks.
作者 AWESOMESAUCE 2013年1月19日
A duplicate account one uses on a message board, either simultaneously (to avoid getting primary account closed) or after having been booted off.

(See sock puppet.)
"I created a sock monkey named Cupcake after my first account was yanked."
作者 Suzy Creamcheeze 2009年7月09日


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