Short range wepon usually found in offices
he attack me with the stapler
作者 Leon9 2004年7月19日
Photos & Videos
From the movie "Office Space". Milton's prized Swingline. He obsessed about it and the possibility that management may take it.
Stapler- used to describe the act of lacking any common sense; describes the act of worrying about something trivial, usually applying to someone who you manage or supervise
"Stapler..um my..my.. stapler."; As I was walking by Michelle's cube, she snapped and got all "stapler" on me.
作者 DA MAAAN! 2004年9月28日
A tool used for shooting someone with small pieces of metal. To make this look unsuspicious, many children will use it to connect papers together. A sure way to annoy your teacher
Earlier today, a teacher handed out tests to all of her students. Moments later, an ambulance was called because of mulitple metal staples shot into the teacher's back from staplers found sitting in empty desks. No children were found.
作者 HalloweenShadow 2005年9月07日
Code word used amongst theater people in the Dallas, Texas area to identify stalkers. Primarily used with regards to jaded ex-lovers, unwanted crushes, and other such undesirables who refuse to cease contact. However, the term is also lovingly used in jest from time to time. Term originated in early 2011 from an unfortunate iPhone auto-correct incident.
"I totally just got a text from my stapler!"
"My stapler has resorted to late night drunken phone calls."
"You were fantastic! I'm your number one stapler."
作者 jennriffic 2011年9月30日
A cute down to earth girl who will click with you like a stapler clicks things together
Dude shes such good stapler material.
作者 RoseOfHola 2010年7月26日
a short range office weapon
if your boss comes in to your office and you have your stapler....
作者 apoi 2009年12月19日
clingy bitches at woodport
this stapler (steph) wouldnt leave me alone when i getting crunk at woodport
作者 Jason Attard1 2012年5月27日

免费每日邮件

输入你的邮箱地址,每天早晨收到免费的“每日城市之词”

邮件由 daily@urbandictionary.com 发出。我们决不会发送垃圾邮件。

×