Smirnoff Triple Distilled
"Hey, I just got a fifth of STD. We're 'bout to get our drink on tonight."
作者 itsyurgirl 2010年5月08日
Super Tasty Doughnuts

anykind of good doughnut
Dan:Man krispy Kreme has STD's
作者 Vexed Wolf 2010年3月24日
used to describe a guy's penis.

Super Tiny Dick
Cherly: hey how was your night with James?
Cherry: i left, he had a STD.

Cherly: haha that poor man. *laughs*
作者 Le Donut 2010年3月23日
'S'exually 'T'ransmitted 'D'isease's'.

God's way of evening out the risks of sex, so not only women have something to lose if they have unprotected sex, but men too.

Use a condom!
James: If I bang this girl and she gets pregnant, there's no real risk in it for me, right? I can just leave her

Gregory: Well.. true. But you could catch STDs and die, or never be able to have sex again.. plus you might have to pay Child Support anyway.

James: .. true.
作者 Hate Me To Be Me =] 2010年3月06日
Short for Sexually Transmitted Disease.
I was so damn horny that I said, "fuck the condom AND the dental dam too!". I was sorry when I got my results at the STD clinic.
作者 wishIwasAdocter 2010年1月26日
Sexual Transmitted Diseases. Plural of Sexual Transmitted Disease or STD.
You seem pretty scared of catching swine flu for someone who's not remotely scared of catching STDs.

Thats because STDs are way more fun to get.
作者 ewry 2010年1月05日
super thick dick
i have an s.t.d..WANNA SEE!!!
作者 ftw-and-fml 2009年10月26日



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