A type of face usually made by online video chatters. This face suggest that masturbation is being had somewhere where you can not see. The suggestion is strong however, and with most people, you know they're really just whacking it down there.
*Video chatting on 4Chan*
*Silent face after silent face*
"God damn... These guys and girls are just their practicing straight faces"
作者 mrstraightface 2011年6月19日
Showing that one is completely serious.
Lindsay Lohan's performance in I Know Who Killed Me sucked; she couldn't say one thing with a straight face.
作者 dilary huff 2007年8月08日
when one goes beyond the point of rage and can only make a blank expression or "straight face" due to the severe silent fury building up inside them.
Dude: Hey dude what movie we going to see?

Bro: Predators

Dude: aw, can't we go see twilight eclipse insted?

Bro: (inhails deeply with blank expression while face turns blood red face) i just straight faced so hard i think i need to go to the hospital
作者 cqcBRO 2010年7月19日
Dead Serious.
You are Dumb... Straight Face. I'm not smiling :-/
作者 Chaptaz 2009年7月19日
The act of a male receiving oral intercourse whilst the giving partner does not use their hands in any way. Usually performed by woman with low self-confidence and no gag reflex.
Hey look! That girl Adrian knows is giving everybody straight face!!
作者 ballsdeep2786 2008年11月12日
Meaning to keep a "striaght face"during conversation or any type of activity.
Let's ride out to Shawty's crib, I'll sho nuff straight face that bitch.
作者 Lady Raerae 2006年4月28日
1. Used to describe someone's physical facial expression of seriousness

2. Used at the end of a statement to explain the seriousness of a situation
1. "Dude was posted on the block harbody straight-face yo"

2. "I couldn't even mess wit homegirl, she had sh*t on lock...Straight face yo"
作者 LaQuaisha Skeetolay 2006年3月07日

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