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What to eat if you want to turn your ass into Mount St.Helens. Why mount St.Helens you ask? Because it turns your shit into liquid explosive that blasts out your asshole at such high speeds it will take out anything in its path. It has been said that taco bell shits can literally blow the toilet right out from under you. The feeling that results from this shit volcano is a burning asshole that feels like it has been ripped apart.
The following steps are what lead to the explosion.
1.Go to Taco Bell and order a grilled stuffed burrito.
2.Leave Taco Bell full and feeling rather shitty.
3.Get home and start to feeling the rumbling stomach the represents the earthquake before the volcano.
4.Run to the bathroom desperately clinching you buttcheeks together.
5.Get to toilet sit down.
6.EXPLODE SHIT all over your toilet bowl, ass cheeks, and nut sack.
7.Wipe your ass extra well, and possibly follow with a shower.
I ate Taco Bell, and an hour later my ass erupted into a violent explosion splattering shit in every direction onto my toilet bowl.
作者 explosive poopy 2010年3月02日
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a slow, delicious death.
instead of cigarette smoking, i took up taco bell. don't spare the awesome sauce.
作者 Dave 2003年8月05日
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In 2032, the only restaurant chain to survive the franchise wars.
Oh shit, im really gonna need those three sea shells.
作者 therealrichieedwards 2004年11月09日
2025 381
 
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The single best place to steal sporks from.
Lets go get some sporks from Taco Bell. Maybe we can even pick up a strange disease from the food while were there!
作者 Freak Obscene 2004年4月30日
1601 388
 
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fast food place that gives you the shits
grande combo= try not to shit yourself special. After you eat it your shit wants to think outside of your buns and run for your border.
作者 nick 2004年3月02日
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most effective laxative known to man.
"Shit, I am constipated, lets go to taco bell!"

*1 Hour Later* "Oh man, I am going to extrude masssive quantities of shit out of my ass thanks to taco bell!"
作者 ex lax 2005年7月29日
1308 295
 
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The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours.
Yo Quiero Taco Bell.
作者 AYB 2003年2月18日
986 306
 
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A place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. You'll be squirting fire in no time at all.
It's been four days since I've had a crap. I think I'll go eat at Taco Bell.
作者 Frogbutt 2004年11月30日
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