Top Definition
the female version of a tool. a girl or woman who tries too hard. a poser.lacks the mental capacity to engage in an intelligent conversation. acts stupid on purpose and thinks it's "hott" or cuuute".
That tampoon thinks carson daly is hot
#tool #poser #loser #tampon #ashlee simpson
作者 Maryd 2006年8月23日
'tam-'pün tr.V. To prank somebody through the use of tampons soaked in red food dye in order to have the appearance of real used tampons and sticking them to cars, windows, houses, mailboxes, etc.

Similar to TPing
Tampooning Sandy's car last summer was quite a rush.
#tampon #harpoon #sandy #tping #prank
作者 Chris H., Pip R. 2006年10月17日
When a woman abuses her position of authority for personal satisfaction or gain.
I was up for the promotion but I was tampooned by my boss, Mary-Beth, and I didn't get the job.
#cock block #back stab #gossip #lie #cheat
作者 Moby_Dix 2015年1月18日
Feminine protection for fat ass broads. It looks like a swamp cat-tail on steriods. Used specifically to "Tampoon" a fat bitch on her period.
That beast won't take a maxi-pad, she needs tampoons!
#puss plug #gash clogger #vag block #puss pad #kotex
作者 Uncle Kurtie 2006年11月11日
A tampon so full of blood it seems like a freakin' lagoon!
-Dude, I had to take my frekin tampoon out!

-I tried to do stuff with my girl, but man she had to take her tampoon out it was sick...
#tampoon #tampon #lagoon #blood #period.
作者 let.them.eat.cake. 2011年3月13日
(Verb)

The forcible insertion of a tampon into a menstruating vagina usually by a second party.
My girlfriend was passed out on my bed and her flow was heavy so I had no choice but to tampoon her.
#menstruation #tampon #harpoon #drunk #bitch #chick #vagina #jbf #wasted #nasty #break up #dumped
作者 LazloLion 2010年5月30日
to insult somone with tampoon meaning they are a tomponed poon
johnyboy:fuck you sean your a fucking tampoon!

sean:whats that?
#tampon #vagina #clitoris #bearded #clam #penis #hitler #is #a #tampoon
作者 ass rammer 67777 2008年9月02日
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