Long drawn out pointless lie. Almost always benefeits the speaker. And often includes some mention to whipping out your genitals
"So the mugger said give me all your money and pointed his gun at me. So I kicked him in the shin, beat him up, because I am a kickboxing champion, whipped out my dick, and pissed on him"

"That never happened, that is a Teddy."
作者 JohnSheffield 2007年4月16日
Origin, President Theodore Roosevelt.

Feeling presidential, clean, fly, cool etc.
To look Teddy is to look presidential, clean, fly, attractive etc.
Guy 1: Damn bruh, I'm feeling so teddy today.

Guy 2: You're right though, you do look real teddy today.
作者 Parkers Class 2011年9月26日
A name given to an annoying kid playing a video game to calm him down.
Teddy, calm down! Go cuddle with your teddy bear, everything will be alright.

Don't worry Teddy, let the big boys take care of the situation
作者 BIRD&TEDY 2011年3月02日
Ted" for short. An extremely uncool person. Someone who invites themselves places because they have no real friends and everyone dreads them showing up. Similar to "tahd
that kid is such a teddy
作者 holasomeeng17 2010年11月20日
a creepy, ugly, stalkerish, eminem-wannabe who needs to get a life and stop being a freak. i'll give him ten years before hes behind bars.
do you hear someone creeping in the bushes?
nah probly just a teddy
作者 gabby lomagi 2010年10月03日
giving a female head
im lookin for a dude that can give me that good teddy
作者 GirlWhoWantsTeddy 2009年8月08日
1. Slang in some parts of Northern Wisconsin meaning "raging homosexual".

2. Young Man who is often referred to as "stingy".
God that kid is such a teddy lookin' fool
作者 G00n$quaD 2009年7月09日

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