Used to describe a person who thinks they can read minds, but can't.
*based from the words "telepathy" and "pathetic"

It is usually used as a punchline when someone tries to read another person's mind and fails to do so.
Used anytime when one person cannot portray one idea to another in any way through telepathy.

Teacher: Since you are all telepathetic, I will communicate the lesson to you all orally.

Psychic: I am telepathic and can read you mind, but only for a small fee.
(client pays small fee)
Client: so can you tell me my real name?
Psychic: no
Client: so that makes you telepathetic!
作者 8Red44 2009年6月14日
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When one is so pathetic, they are on a different plane of patheticism than others
Kenny waiting for 11 years for Miccah to love him is telepathetic.
作者 Mad Kitsune 2006年9月02日
Having psychic abilities that are useless in predicting the outcome of relevant events. Dreams and visions of this nature simultaneously provide enough facts to be disturbing, and too few facts to act upon.
"My brother and I are tele-pathetic, we both predicted that nothing important would happen today."

"If I weren't so tele-pathetic I would have known where in Nebraska the accident was going to happen."
作者 xccrash 2009年10月18日
Pathetic over long distances. As in, a relationship.
Ever since John moved away, he and Sue have been so telepathetic.
作者 LeafyGreenVegetable 2009年6月15日
Having no telepathic abilities whatsoever, and therefore, suffering from inadequacy syndrome.
As much as Sarah tried to guess what other people were thinking, she couldn't, because she was telepathetic.
作者 Sarah 2003年12月03日
To communicate a thought to someone and suddenly, the person next to you had the same thought.
Thing 1: Yo that lady looks like a twig!
Thing 2: I was literally about to say that!
Thing 1: Bro we're telepathetic!
作者 muahahaha143243 2014年1月24日
When two or more people have the same bad idea at the same time.
Things were looking up for the movement, but then, as often happens, the protestors became telepathetic. Without speaking a word, they simultaneously decided that it would be best to throw themselves off the cliff into the icy waters below. None survived.
作者 Squibward Bound 2012年7月16日
To be such a loser that others can sense it just from your brainwaves
I'm getting telepathetic vibrations from that video game playing virgin!
作者 RedWaiter 2007年10月15日

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