one who steals or has a great obsession with turds
sick, get away from me turd burglar!
作者 bill cosby 2002年11月21日
Forget the other definitions, a "turd burglar" is in fact, a toilet.
You sit, and it burgles the turds from your sphincter.
Ok let's go!

Hang on, I gotta go to the turd burglar first.

(15 minutes later)

Awesome, I'm all ready! My ass has been proper burgled.
作者 wild nothing 2012年6月18日
A thief of human excrement - based on an historical relevance
Wealthy chinese citizens during the ninth and tenth century would sprinkle gold dust on their food as a sign of extreme wealth but also as they believed it provided healing powers. Lesser citizens lived in the catacombs below the city and stole the released excrement to extract its valuable cargo.
作者 Craig Murphy 2005年6月02日
To keep it blatant, someone who breaks into your house while you're sleeping, tip-toes into your bathroom, reaches into your plumbing and steals your poo, stores it in their mouth or shirt, and scuttles out without being seen. Creepy poo thieves.
Brendan is the ILLEST turd burglar.

See Dan? You know why he's smiling so wide? He just burgled some turds for his collection.
作者 sfvszcdv 2009年12月16日
somebody who uses the end of their dick to fish out poo from another man's ass and then felching feces and semen out of the other man's anoose
"It looks as though you caught yourself quite a crunch up here Peter, this Turd Burglar may take a while . . . mind if I spit on it?
作者 Husker McNuggets 2009年9月22日
Slang for a male homosexual
Wow that Brad is a freakin turd burglar!!
作者 swoop hansen 2008年2月08日

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