the slowest fucking "thing" on the motherfucking earth with a small ass dick and no bitch to fuck
that one gay turtle
作者 lah lah lah 2014年11月22日
When you're talkin to a person, and they're not comprehending what your'e saying.
"Omg yo, ur so dumb! Turtle."
作者 Llened 2014年10月01日
An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.
Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!
作者 TheNameIsHedvig 2014年4月28日
A small amphibian with a hard shell and loose skin. It walks at a slow speed and can live for up to 200 years!
The turtle walk slowly across the street.
作者 SexyMan12271 2013年11月05日
Someone who is slow at realizing just about anything. They comprehend something 5 minutes after you say it. They are usually awfully slow.
"Man im no turtle!"
"I said you were an hour ago"
作者 iamthyturtle 2012年1月12日
a bum who only takes a shit every other hour
man that new kid is a shitty turtle
作者 scc12321 2010年10月12日


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