An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.
Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!
作者 TheNameIsHedvig 2014年4月28日
A small amphibian with a hard shell and loose skin. It walks at a slow speed and can live for up to 200 years!
The turtle walk slowly across the street.
作者 SexyMan12271 2013年11月05日
Someone who is slow at realizing just about anything. They comprehend something 5 minutes after you say it. They are usually awfully slow.
"Man im no turtle!"
"I said you were an hour ago"
作者 iamthyturtle 2012年1月12日
A four legged beast that eats people and other creatures.
The turtle ate my children.
作者 The All Knowing Ninja 2011年4月20日
a bum who only takes a shit every other hour
man that new kid is a shitty turtle
作者 scc12321 2010年10月12日
Noun- walking soup mix
dude that turtle was delicious
作者 A Stillisano 2009年10月20日
When a person is so drunk, they fall over and try to get up, but just rock back and forth on their back. Thus creating "the turtle"
Yo check out that chick turtleing... Should we help her? nah
作者 Count of Monte Cristi 2009年9月06日


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