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shifty, schemeing person that will do whatever they need to to escape whatever they fear in the moment
Listin up you little fucass weasel, if you lie to me again -- you are just gettin' yosef' another slap
作者 jak 2003年2月13日
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A cunning, sneaky person. On internet forums they are often a liar, fake or poser. Will try to extract information from you to share with others and / or use it against you. Uses shiftiness to evade an obligation, commitment or duty. They will make promises then renege on them. 'Weasel' is very often followed by 'out' as in 'weasel out'.
"Watch her try to weasel out of that one."

"What a fucking weasel that lying bitch is."

"Every insurance company has a weasel clause so they don't have to pay their claim."
作者 Grund1e 2006年9月01日
One who is particularly cunning, conniving, shifty, sneaky, scheming and down right sly. Weasels are known for their ability to adapt to any situation and to manipulate it to suit their own weasel ways. In other words, my brother Beau.

When used in regard to a female weasel, "weaselette" should be used.

Also used as a verb (ie. to weasel) and as an adjective (eg. weaselish)
"Tell me of your latest weaselish escapades, brother"
"Beau, you are a true weasel!"
"How are you going to weasel your way out of this one?"
"Beware of the weasel"
"Do teach me in the ways of the weasel"
作者 Weaselette, sister of Weasel 2008年10月26日
A shyster. A lawyer. An attorney. A person who earns money by suing people.
Algonquin J. Calhoun is a sneaky little weasel.
作者 Bumkicker Slade 2005年5月07日
a complete asshole who gets out of everything and thinks he will always get out of everything yet everyone who knows him knows he will one day get caught
jon is a fucking weasel!!
作者 Jason D 2006年4月18日
A sneaky, cunning person. Who will do anything in an attempt to steal one's girl. Will try to hook up with a girl who was already hooking up with someone else. Just like the "Situation" when he tries to pull a robbery.
Ryan: Hey so how'd it go with Alyssa at that party last night?
Mike: We were hittin it off all night. But when I went to use the bathroom I got back she was hooking up with Garret in his room. What a fucking weasel
作者 Ryan Too sick 2010年10月18日
A slippery character who cannot be trusted to remain faithful to his girlfriend and is putting it about whenever possible
Scott is always on the pull, even though he's got a girlfriend! Scott's a fucking weasel.
作者 Dangerman Dan 2011年5月27日



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