Also known as Arizona State University. This fine school for the mentally challenged only admits sluts and men with small penises. All students at ASU excel in receiving wooping GPAs no higher than 1.9 because in the words of their founder, Richard Simmons, "here at ASU, we under achieve with style!" Most male clubs at this school promote gay sex while most women at this school have 87% of the total STDs in the United States. A cool place to go to college if you're a tard.
"Hey man, guess what?"
"I got in to ASU!"
"Wow...you must be a real fucking idiot!"
"Yeah, I really am!"
"I don't want to be your friend anymore..."
"Will you be my boyfriend?"
"Get out of my house...."
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