(v) The act of ejaculating in one's jean shorts.
(n) Jean shorts which have been ejaculated in.
"Man, that girl was so hot I almost creamed my jeans!" "You mean you jortzed?"
"These jortz are so crusty I put legs on 'em and used them as a coffee table."
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