Man B Que
Originating in Chicago, Man B Que is a bar-b-que for men only. Rules are specific, meat eating and beer drinking are recommended.
1. Vegetarians are not allowed at the Man B Que.
2. Only men attend Man B Que. Exceptions may include massage therapists and/or beer tub girl(s).
3. There are no vegetables served at the Man B Que. Exceptions are only if a vegetable is in the tight parameters of meat in the form or a kabob or ketchup.
4. There is no asking at a Man B Que. There is only taking* *This is only after following rule #10 & 13.
5. Remember: The beer you bring is a direct reflection of yourself. Good beer is encouraged.
6. Power tools are encouraged to be on hand at Man B Que, but not necessary.
7. Man B Que is only held during the week. Weekends are for Bar-B-Ques where there is a slight chance of going home with a woman.
8. Loose fitting attire is encouraged at the Man B Que. Sweatpants and Basketball shorts being the preferred attire.
9. Only certain pets are allowed at Man B Que. Specifically Pit Bulls, Dinosaurs, Gorillas and Great White Sharks.
10. Man B Que invitees must bring a minimum of 12 beers. Trading of beers is only allowed if beers being traded are of equal value and taste.
11. There are no utensils at Man B Que.
12. A minimum of 3 different meats are to be served at Man B Que. Maximum of 17.
13. A minimum of 6 pieces of each type of meat is required at Man B Que to share for others. Unless you killed it, then you can bring the one piece for yourself.
14. Swords are encouraged to be on hand at Man B Que, but not necessary.
15. You must shout at Man B Que.
16. Your Man B Que name will given to you. No member of Man B Que can name himself.
17. Always exaggerate at Man-B-Que.
18. Only rock music is played at the Man B Que. Preferably Slayer, Andrew W.K., Dragonforce and Black Sabbath. Some exceptions may include N.W.A. and Johnny Cash.
19. The only accepted term when agreeing with, giving props to and/or thanking, shall be MAN B QUE said loudly.
20. When referring to a female life partner, a woman you are currently having sex with, a woman who has bore your spawn or any other woman (not blood related) whom you let into your living space more than twice a week, you must use the term, "My Old Lady."
21. No emotions shall be present at Man B Que*. This being said; insults, false accusations and any other derogatory comments aimed at Man B Que invitees are strongly encouraged. *Accepted emotions: Euphoric happiness and enjoyment brought on by mass alcohol and/or meat consumption, hate and disgust.
22. Man B Que guests must be directly be invited by a presiding member of the Man B Que committee*. If not invited, aspiring guests must attempt bribe the committee with alcohol and meat. *This will not guarantee entry into Man B Que.
23. Man B Que invitees must recognize that it is an honor and privilege to be asked to participate in Man B Que. This being said, invitees can be asked to leave Man B Que by committee members without warning and no explanation is required.
That Man B Que last night made me smell like a grill.
Prices shown in USD.
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