The act of helping an elderly person across the street.
"Today, I schmasterbated my neighbor."
"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."
"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."
Prices shown in USD.
邮件由 email@example.com 发出。我们决不会发送垃圾邮件。