When a girl is givng you head, you spit on her back so she goes "huh, already?" and turns around looking at you. As soon as she does, you shoot her in the eye, kick her in the shins as hard as you can. She then hops around covering her eye with her hand and holding her leg and yelling "arg!"
(me:) "Dude! Last night I gave Chuck Cosuins girlfriend (Jill) a dirty pirate! It was so funny, she was hopping around like a peg-legged pirate yelling arg!"
(some fag british guy): "mate, your my hero!"
(me): "fuck off fag, you still need to get laid"
(the fag british, again): "dude, wtf"
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